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Oh, you're back. Have you seen my credit
cards?

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Oh, yes.

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Did you know that you can double a
spending limit with just one call?

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You can?

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You didn't.

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Relax. We only chopped the back -to
-school sale.

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I'm supposed to start the 10th grade in
Marvin Klein Jean?

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They are just as good as the expensive
ones.

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Nothing comes between me and my Marvins?

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Please.

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Hannibal Lecter?

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What happened to the Smurfs?

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Dad, I'm starting kindergarten.

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It's a very fast crowd.

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What are you doing?

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Well, I have to start packing. I'm
moving to the dorm on Monday.

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Yes, yes, yes!

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You know, this house won't be the same
without you.

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Yes, yes, yes!

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Marvin Klein?

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Hey, Mike, I'm glad you're here. Listen,
you and I have to have a little talk

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before you register for school.

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Oh, I already did, Dad. And, uh, listen,
you guys can rest easy. I'm taking my

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courses seriously this year.

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Bugs Bunny as archetype?

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Hero or Waskell?

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If Boynton State Teachers College offers
it, that's enough for me.

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Come on, Mike, we discussed this. I
don't want you taking any sandbox

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this year.

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Psychology, you're...

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You taking psychology?

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Yeah, it's because I admire you, Dad.

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Oh, man, is it getting thick in here or
what?

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Come on, guys, let's put your clothes
away.

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Well, I wish we had discussed this
first. See, the learning annex down at

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community center needs a student
teacher.

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So? I thought you might be interested.

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Why?

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Well, for one, it pays $100 a week.

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$100 a week, huh?

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Yeah, and you also get the satisfaction
out of giving a hand to some kids who

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need help.

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$100 a week, huh?

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No, Dad, Dad, I can't. I'm going to be
busy with school.

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Boynton State offers course credit for
student teaching.

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Okay, I'll do it. You will?

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Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah.

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Now I can drop psychology. Yeah.

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This is ready to begin.

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Oh, Chrissy, you are going to have so
much fun today.

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Just remember to be polite and share and
do what your teacher says.

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Great advice, Mom.

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Why don't you just tattoo dweeb on her
forehead?

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Wait a minute.

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Nobody said anything about tattoos.

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Honey, your brother is just using a
figure of speech, as in put a sock in

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Mom, on the first day of school, if
you're not careful, you'll get a label

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that's going to dog you for the rest of
your life.

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Like what?

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Sit in front, Dorfberger.

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Answer any questions, Boogerhead.

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Hang out with anyone wearing glasses,
Geekus Maximus.

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And most important, eat the green jello.

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Hasta la vista, baby.

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What is wrong with green jello?

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Leo Limetongue Plotnick.

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And who's he?

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Just the secretary slash treasurer of
the chess club.

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Oh, my gosh.

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I like green jello.

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Cut it out, Ben.

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And Chrissy, you just eat all the green
jello you want.

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We're gonna call you Lime Tongue.

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Isn't it a glorious day?

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I feel intrepid, leaving the nest and
taking nothing with me.

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Nothing. Carol, I think I just
accidentally tuned your guitar.

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I'm in such a good mood today that not
even an annoying test like you could

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bother me. Oh, please, Carol. Annoying?
Mike, I'm serious. Hey, hey, hey. Can we

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please? Maybe. It's a special day. How
about a truce?

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Mike, you got any butterflies about your
first day teaching?

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Oh, no way, Dad. I got all my lines
memorized.

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Here's your book.

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Study on your own. Class dismissed.

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What do you think?

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Hey, maybe they could make a movie about
you. Drool and Deliver.

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Hello?

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Uh, excuse me.

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Francis X. Tedesco? Not until 8 a .m.

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How may I serve you?

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Uh, well, I'm here for the remedial
studies class.

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830, second floor, room C.

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Wound a teacher, go to jail.

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No, you don't understand. See, I'm the
teacher.

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Your thiever, Michael A.? Or as they
call me at Boynton State, the teaching

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fool.

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Student teachers, full of jokes and
youthful enthusiasm.

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How long do you think it'll be before
your dreams are shattered, your spirit

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broken?

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Well, my dad said I had to stay till 4
.30.

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What are those?

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This, Mr. Thiever, is what I do.

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Form. H -U -D forms, H -R -A forms, H -E
-W forms, I -9 forms, W -4 forms.

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I hate forms.

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Yet I must fill out every one in
triplicate.

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Why? It's the only thing that stands
between us and anarchy.

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I feel the same way about brands.

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Mr. Seaver, let's interfaith for a
moment.

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Are you really committed to this job?

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Pretty much, I think.

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These are your hiring forms.

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The only thing more agonizing than
filling these out is filling out these

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termination forms.

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This task is like having a claw hammer
shoved up your nose.

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This one is like having it yanked out.

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All I ask is that before you start
working here, you agree to stay.

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Hey, the teaching fool does not know the
meaning of the word quit.

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You'll be in charge of the students two
days a week. You'll be evaluated

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bimonthly. Remember, these are remedial
students that need extra attention,

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which you, the teaching fool, will
provide.

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Okay, all right, great.

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Well, what should I start teaching
today?

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I'll be great at arts and crafts.

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Science.

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Science?

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All my best friends took science.

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Perfect. Now, this is the room of an
independent woman.

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Carol Seaver?

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Brianne Miller?

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I am so pleased to meet you. I just want
to say I am so excited about living in

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the dorm. I know we're going to become
great friends as we grow to know each

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other. Do you have a couple of hours to
spend in the cafeteria right now?

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Why, yes. Great, because I have a
boyfriend, and we'd like to be alone.

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I'm your teacher.

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My name is Mike Seaver.

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S -E -A -V -E -R.

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And we'll be starting at the beginning
today. Chapter one, gravity.

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Okay? G -R...

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else would they put it in front of the
book?

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Okay. Uh, I mean, I could tell you about
it, but I don't want to insult your

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intelligence.

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All right, uh, so that, uh, leaves us
about 59 minutes to kill.

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So, anybody see the Knicks -Bulls game
the other night?

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Excuse me!

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I thought today's subject was gravity.

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I'm just trying something a little new
with you guys, but I can see you're just

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not ready for it yet.

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Okay, we'll go by the book.

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You happy?

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Gravity is the centripetal force

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that keeps the Earth from flying to
pieces and the universe from becoming a

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dark, endless, desolate cloud of dust.

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What does that mean in English?

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A fair question.

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A very fair question.

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Does anybody have the answer to that?

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Well, before I give you my personal
explanation, why don't we see what the

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-called experts have to say?

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The Earth's gravity exerts a constant
and equal force on all objects,

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of mass.

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For example, a feather and a coin must
fall at exactly the same speed.

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Mr. Seaver. What?

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You just said a feather in a corn would
fall at exactly the same speed.

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I certainly did not.

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Oh, I did.

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Well, they don't. I tried it.

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Well, the book says that they do, so why
don't we just move on, okay?

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Prove it.

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Okay.

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Okay, fine.

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thought before they printed it uh okay
okay i got it

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it doesn't matter how you drop them you
can blow them out your

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ears if you want smart money's on the
court i don't get this this guy doesn't

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know what he's talking about neither do
you finally a teacher that's dumber than

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we are is this a great country or what

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of musical instruments like a stick.

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Oh, honey, everyone gets the... That
happens to everyone sometimes.

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Wait a minute. Did you do what Ben said?

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I didn't want to be a Dorfberger.

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Ben Seaver, do you know what you did
filling your sister's head with your

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eyes? Mom, can this wait? I just had the
worst day of my life.

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Did you get the stick, too?

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Of course. In history, I tried to send
the back... But no, all the good seats

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were taken.

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You sat in front?

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Yeah, right under Mitt Samson's nose.
Which, believe me, is not a pretty

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Oh, Ben.

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Then at lunch, some big guy with
sideburns forced me to eat green jello.

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help me, I liked it.

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You ate green jello?

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Yeah, and it was like a nerd magnet.

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The whole chess club sat with me.

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They elected me president.

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Ben, that doesn't make you a nerd.

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No?

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Well, this does.

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The school nurse says I need glasses.

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We're talking full frontal nerdity.

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It's at rock bottom.

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Not yet. Your baby sister's gonna beat
you up.

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Oh, hi, Carol. I wasn't expecting you
home for dinner.

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Mom, I don't have time for your
problems.

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I just had the worst day of my life.

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How was your dorm room?

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Why don't you ask somebody who actually
spent some time there?

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Like my roommate's boyfriend.

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Mom, what's so funny?

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Well, a very similar thing happened when
I was in college. There was this girl

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who had this stud boyfriend. They were
always at it. They never stopped.

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Until one day, her roommate decided
she'd had enough, and she marched in

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and she told her off, but good.

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And you were the roommate?

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No, I was the girl with the stud
boyfriend.

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Oh, Mom, and Dad was the stud?

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You two were always at it? You never
stopped?

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No. Actually, the stud was Danny Cross.

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It was a little before I met your
father, so I'd appreciate it if you

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mention it.

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Hi, ladies.

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Hi. Mention what?

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Oh, nothing. We were just talking about
Mom's days in the dorm. Oh, the Danny

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Cross thing.

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Who told you about me and Danny Cross?

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Danny Cross.

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I asked you out. Oh!

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Come in.

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Hey.

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We missed your dinner. I thought maybe
you'd like some of your mom's famous

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Swedish meatballs.

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Uh, no thanks, Dad. I'm not hungry.

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So, uh, how'd the first day at school
go, Mr. Seaver?

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It was a total failure.

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What happened?

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I spoke.

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Oh.

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It's not that bad. Oh, Dad, I had an
entire class laughing at me today.

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One kid said I was dumb. The only
argument that he got was from another

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said I was stupid.

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Did you really think teaching was going
to be easy?

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Why do you think I signed up?

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Dad, I thought teaching was going to be
all pop quizzes and looking up answers

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in the back of the book.

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But there was this one smart little kid
who kept asking me to explain stuff.

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I mean, every time I didn't know what I
was talking about, he would fire off

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another round.

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He was like a dumb -speaking missile.

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What's with him? I didn't ask questions
in school.

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Well, there's always going to be one kid
smarter than you, Mike. That's the one

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who's going to keep you on your toes.

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Yeah? What makes you so sure? I know.

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I've got a son who's smarter than I am.

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Oh, come on, Dad. You got it all over
Ben.

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I'm talking about you, Mike.

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Come on. I don't tell you all the time,
but I've got faith in you.

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So teaching's a little more than you
bargained for. You're either going to

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with it or you're going to give it up.

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And I know you'll know the right thing
to do.

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I have just sent your hiring package
downtown.

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Welcome aboard.

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Uh, Mr. Tedesco, we have to talk.

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About what?

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Well, you're gonna laugh.

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You see, uh, remember yesterday when we
were talking about teaching and

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commitment? You're quitting.

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Well, let me explain. See, my dad told
me last night that I would know the

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thing to do, and, well, this morning it
was perfectly clear.

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Mr. Tedesco, are you okay?

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I have a sharp, blinding pain behind my
left eye.

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Well, can I get you something?

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Seaver, we interfaced.

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I'll do anything to make it up to you.
Teach your class today.

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I'll do anything else to make it up to
you.

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Seaver, I can't possibly get a
replacement on such short notice. Teach

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and teach you will.

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In a few moments, when the blinding pain
subsides...

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I'll start work on your termination
forms.

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Now I'd like to be alone.

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Look, I'm sorry.

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It's just that I can't face those kids
again.

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I'm seeing tiny white explosions.

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Under different circumstances, they
might actually be pretty.

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All right, you two. Enough with this
stuff.

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boyfriend and you're not brianna what
happened to my posters

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mercy

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We're going to continue the discussion
on gravity.

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Okay? We're going to get this right. It
takes all day.

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I better clear my calendar.

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Okay. The Earth's gravity exerts a
constant and equal force

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on all objects, regardless of mass.

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For example, a feather and a coin must
fall at exactly the same speed.

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is removed, air resistance.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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Hold it right there. Is there a water
balloon?

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Yeah, I guess so.

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Good thinking.

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All right.

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Has anyone else got one?

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Guys, guys, guys. Yesterday, we didn't
account for the air resistance.

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What?

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Okay, everybody follow me. We're going
to throw them out the window.

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And a light balloon.

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Okay? Luke, I want you to time this.

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2 .2 seconds. Say, Cole, cock that cat
at the same time.

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Now, what does that mean?

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That the cat's unconscious?

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No, no, no. It means that whenever we
drop, we'll take 2 .2 seconds to hit the

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ground.

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What else can we drop?

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Gigi's lunch. Hey, one more.

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One more right there.

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2 .2 seconds. I made a pretty cool
design, too.

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Yeah. All right, but there's no way a
feather's ever going to drop that fast.

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All right, but the problem with the
feather was that air resistance.

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Okay, now maybe the book has more to
say. All right, come on.

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Let's see it.

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Okay.

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Mr. Chinesco, we have to talk.

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About what?

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Well, you're going to laugh, but the
teaching fool is...